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{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}

{"fact":"Grown cats have 30 teeth. Kittens have about 26 temporary teeth, which they lose when they are about 6 months old.","length":114}

{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}

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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}

{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}

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