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Mazhar Abro is a prominent short story writer, novelist, playwright and poet from Sindh, Pakistan. His literary appreciation began with the \"Shah Abdul Lateef Bhittai National Award\" by Pakistan Academy of letters Islamabad.
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Tereza Martincová is a Cze