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Aldo-Nsawila Kalulu Kyatengwa is a professional footballer who plays as an attacking midfielder and striker for Serbian club Partizan. Born in France, he plays for the DR Congo national team.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Buenos Aires and Ensenada Port Railway","displaytitle":"Buenos Aires and Ensenada Port Railway","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4985549","titles":{"canonical":"Buenos_Aires_and_Ensenada_Port_Railway","normalized":"Buenos Aires and Ensenada Port Railway","display":"Buenos Aires and Ensenada Port Railway"},"pageid":12660786,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/74/Estacion_central_ba.jpg/330px-Estacion_central_ba.jpg","width":320,"height":234},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/74/Estacion_central_ba.jpg","width":568,"height":416},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1235041614","tid":"515125a3-4435-11ef-88ed-aae4af6125f0","timestamp":"2024-07-17T12:08:46Z","description":"British owned railway company in Argentina, 1872–1898","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buenos_Aires_and_Ensenada_Port_Railway","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buenos_Aires_and_Ensenada_Port_Railway?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buenos_Aires_and_Ensenada_Port_Railway?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Buenos_Aires_and_Ensenada_Port_Railway"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buenos_Aires_and_Ensenada_Port_Railway","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Buenos_Aires_and_Ensenada_Port_Railway","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buenos_Aires_and_Ensenada_Port_Railway?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Buenos_Aires_and_Ensenada_Port_Railway"}},"extract":"The Buenos Aires & Ensenada Port Railway (BA&EP) was a British-owned company that built and operated a 5 ft 6 in broad gauge railway network in Argentina towards the end of the nineteenth century. The company was taken over by its rival the British-owned Buenos Aires Great Southern Railway (BAGS) in 1898.","extract_html":"
The Buenos Aires & Ensenada Port Railway (BA&EP) was a British-owned company that built and operated a 5 ft 6 in broad gauge railway network in Argentina towards the end of the nineteenth century. The company was taken over by its rival the British-owned Buenos Aires Great Southern Railway (BAGS) in 1898.
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