{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
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The Desert League of Professional Baseball is an independent baseball league that began in 2016. Unlike other independent leagues, it features a winter schedule also, playing games from September through end of November.
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{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
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